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5th May 2012

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holy cow spoilers

COME ON Korra fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I sleep in late and check my Tumblr to get EVERY SPOILER EVAAAAAAARRRRRR. you guys are killing me! but i love your Bolin love so it’s ok.

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3rd May 2012

Photo reblogged from Approaching Significance. with 8,174 notes

approachingsignificance:

8 Myths About Scientists
I stumbled across this in Thick Books and Thin Films by Adam Ruben. Pretty good.
Myth #1: Scientists frequently make “breakthroughs.”
Truth: Scientific discovery is agonizingly slow. The only time I’ve ever run naked through the streets yelling “Eureka!” is when I forgot to refill my prescription.
Myth #2: Scientists work in isolation.
Truth: Scientists are even prouder of setting up collaborations than they are of actual results. Most scientific talks end with a slide listing all collaborators like little badges of honor—and the less similar the collaborator’s field, the prouder the scientist. “Well, you know, I might have discovered a cure for tuberculosis,” a scientist will say, “but what I’m really excited about is this new collaboration with an Icelandic poet!”
Myth #3: Scientists possess useful skills.
Truth: Scientists possess useful laboratory skills. But you should never allow a physicist to wire your house.
Myth #4: Scientists follow the scientific method as it was taught in high school: Observation, Question, Research, Hypothesis, Experiment, Conclusion.
Truth: In reality, the way scientists work is more like: Fiddle Around, Find Something Weird, Retest It, It Doesn’t Happen a Second Time, Get Distracted Trying to Make It Happen Again, Go to Chipotle, Recall the Original Purpose of Your Research, Start Over, Apply for Funding for a Better Instrument, Publish Some Interim Fluff, Learn That Someone Has Scooped You, Take Your Lab in a New Direction, Apply for Funding for the New Direction, Collaborate With an Icelandic Poet, Eat Chipotle With an Icelandic Poet, Co-Write Scientifically Accurate Ode to Walrus, Get Interested in Something Unrelated, Apply for Funding for Something Unrelated, Notice That 20 Years Have Passed.
Myth #5: Experiments always yield data that teach or reveal something.
Truth: Let’s say you’re doing an experiment with five mice. These particular mice will turn either yellow or blue. So you walk into the lab expecting to see five yellow mice, which will point to one explanation, or five blue mice, which will point to the other. Instead you would see one yellow mouse, one green mouse, one striped mouse, one plaid mouse (dead), and one mouse that has somehow sewn himself a little blue jacket, though he doesn’t wear it all the time.
Myth #6: A personal tragedy can turn a scientist evil.
Truth: Very few scientists are legitimately evil, though the number rises if you ask graduate students to characterize their advisers. Besides, it’s hard to be truly evil when you don’t have any practical skills.
Myth #7: A scientist can be proficient in all branches of science.
Truth: Exactly what discipline did the professor from Gilligan’s Island specialize in? Chemistry? Mechanical engineering? Coconut-based transistor radio construction? Any time a problem needed solving or a device needed building, the professor knew exactly how to do it. That guy could make anything. Except a boat.
People who don’t understand science assume that scientists can master any subfield. That’s why we’re often asked for our opinions about scientific news items, and we can only reply, “Uh … sorry … I know I’m a molecular phylogeneticist, and this story was about molecular phylogenetics, but, well, I’m a different kind of molecular phylogeneticist.”
Myth #8: Scientists are not sexy beasts.
Truth: Scientists are indeed sexy beasts. Not only do our lab coats make us look dapper and charming, those same coats look even better strewn unceremoniously over a standing lamp while we make passionate love to you.
 

approachingsignificance:

8 Myths About Scientists

I stumbled across this in Thick Books and Thin Films by Adam Ruben. Pretty good.

Myth #1: Scientists frequently make “breakthroughs.”

Truth: Scientific discovery is agonizingly slow. The only time I’ve ever run naked through the streets yelling “Eureka!” is when I forgot to refill my prescription.

Myth #2: Scientists work in isolation.

Truth: Scientists are even prouder of setting up collaborations than they are of actual results. Most scientific talks end with a slide listing all collaborators like little badges of honor—and the less similar the collaborator’s field, the prouder the scientist. “Well, you know, I might have discovered a cure for tuberculosis,” a scientist will say, “but what I’m really excited about is this new collaboration with an Icelandic poet!”

Myth #3: Scientists possess useful skills.

Truth: Scientists possess useful laboratory skills. But you should never allow a physicist to wire your house.

Myth #4: Scientists follow the scientific method as it was taught in high school: Observation, Question, Research, Hypothesis, Experiment, Conclusion.

Truth: In reality, the way scientists work is more like: Fiddle Around, Find Something Weird, Retest It, It Doesn’t Happen a Second Time, Get Distracted Trying to Make It Happen Again, Go to Chipotle, Recall the Original Purpose of Your Research, Start Over, Apply for Funding for a Better Instrument, Publish Some Interim Fluff, Learn That Someone Has Scooped You, Take Your Lab in a New Direction, Apply for Funding for the New Direction, Collaborate With an Icelandic Poet, Eat Chipotle With an Icelandic Poet, Co-Write Scientifically Accurate Ode to Walrus, Get Interested in Something Unrelated, Apply for Funding for Something Unrelated, Notice That 20 Years Have Passed.

Myth #5: Experiments always yield data that teach or reveal something.

Truth: Let’s say you’re doing an experiment with five mice. These particular mice will turn either yellow or blue. So you walk into the lab expecting to see five yellow mice, which will point to one explanation, or five blue mice, which will point to the other. Instead you would see one yellow mouse, one green mouse, one striped mouse, one plaid mouse (dead), and one mouse that has somehow sewn himself a little blue jacket, though he doesn’t wear it all the time.

Myth #6: A personal tragedy can turn a scientist evil.

Truth: Very few scientists are legitimately evil, though the number rises if you ask graduate students to characterize their advisers. Besides, it’s hard to be truly evil when you don’t have any practical skills.

Myth #7: A scientist can be proficient in all branches of science.

Truth: Exactly what discipline did the professor from Gilligan’s Island specialize in? Chemistry? Mechanical engineering? Coconut-based transistor radio construction? Any time a problem needed solving or a device needed building, the professor knew exactly how to do it. That guy could make anything. Except a boat.

People who don’t understand science assume that scientists can master any subfield. That’s why we’re often asked for our opinions about scientific news items, and we can only reply, “Uh … sorry … I know I’m a molecular phylogeneticist, and this story was about molecular phylogenetics, but, well, I’m a different kind of molecular phylogeneticist.”

Myth #8: Scientists are not sexy beasts.

Truth: Scientists are indeed sexy beasts. Not only do our lab coats make us look dapper and charming, those same coats look even better strewn unceremoniously over a standing lamp while we make passionate love to you.

 

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2nd May 2012

Photo reblogged from OneIsTheNewTwo with 6,829 notes

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24th April 2012

Photo reblogged from GIF Movie with 18,421 notes

gifmovie:

Bullfrogs Fighting from BBC Life: Reptiles and Amphibians

gifmovie:

Bullfrogs Fighting from BBC Life: Reptiles and Amphibians

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22nd April 2012

Photo reblogged from My Tea House with 30 notes

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16th April 2012

Photo reblogged from Internet Pioneer with 138,297 notes

oprahsminge:

emilythesmelly:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

reblogging for the story

^Agreed

oprahsminge:

emilythesmelly:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

reblogging for the story

^Agreed

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10th April 2012

Photoset reblogged from The Little Box with 255,583 notes

failcatfails:

most-awkward-moments:

This is my human. When human is fussy, I just pet it like this. As you can see, human is calm.

Always reblog shooshpap cat.

Tagged: catbabycalmpettinglolcute

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8th April 2012

Photo reblogged from FAT CATS with 13 notes

bluevelvetpinball:

this persons cat is having a real life encounter with the pink kitty. the magic is spreading.

bluevelvetpinball:

this persons cat is having a real life encounter with the pink kitty. the magic is spreading.

Tagged: fat catkittycatlolcute

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1st April 2012

Photo reblogged from Derptitude with 49,485 notes

tyleroakley:

I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T
AND SAID
NO
THIS WILL NOT DO

tyleroakley:

I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T

AND SAID

NO

THIS WILL NOT DO

Tagged: cookiesgaybakinglolamazing

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27th March 2012

Photo reblogged from It's Okay To Be Smart with 2,886 notes

jtotheizzoe:

Know the Warning Signs of Science
(ᔥLife Technologies)

jtotheizzoe:

Know the Warning Signs of Science

(Life Technologies)

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27th March 2012

Photo reblogged from Internet Pioneer with 16,097 notes

Tagged: youtubesmbclol

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25th March 2012

Photo reblogged from tumblr gifs with 72,425 notes

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11th March 2012

Photo reblogged from Internet Pioneer with 509 notes

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11th March 2012

Photoset reblogged from My Tea House with 30,389 notes

ponthion:

slaughterdog:

Celebrity Story Time: George R. R. Martin, Part 1/3 

This keeps getting put on my dash and I realized I need it on my blog.

Tagged: george r r martingame of thronesjack and jillstory timenursery rhymelolgif

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7th March 2012

Photo reblogged from What the Scarecrow Found with 15 notes

b-train:

GI:LSKHFJKAJBASNGDSJUHAGBSFNKAJBSFJKLJVHJHKSFHKAVJS
Shown to me by stalkedbygrandma

b-train:

GI:LSKHFJKAJBASNGDSJUHAGBSFNKAJBSFJKLJVHJHKSFHKAVJS

Shown to me by stalkedbygrandma

Tagged: lolcomicpokemondarwincockfightssummary

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